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Lyrics

Mind Like A Playgroup
I have a mind like a playgroup with kiddies on the carpet Toys on the table and lots and lots of noise. People leave their thoughts here Like they'd leave their kids there While they go out drinking and chasing boys.
I don't care, even if they do stare I don't care, I don't mind at all. I don't care, even if they do stare I haven't got a mind at all. (La la la la la la la)
People wouldn't leave their kiddies on the M1 Might get run over, splish splat dead. So why do they assume that I've got any room for All their stuff inside my head?
Mind like a bathroom, splishy splashy bathroom Mind like a bathroom with little rubber ducks. Mind like a bathroom with soap and talcum powder Mind like a bathroom with little rubber ducks.
I haven't got a mind at all.

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A Scandal In Bohemia
The Albatross. A record, I feel, of its time. We were young(ish) and cocky and I think it shows. I still haven't learned to sing on this one, which bugs me too. Still, it was cheap and cheerful, and it helped us to meet an awful lot of people.
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The Wasted Years
Featuring ‘Bath Of Bacon’, ‘A Scandal In Bohemia’, ‘Sex And Travel’ and ‘Distressed Gentlefolk’.
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Pat Says

The Butcher Says..
Warp factor 10. A perfectly reasonable argument in my opinion. Source: A Scandal In Bohemia liner notes

Tablature

Guitar Tabs
G C G C G C I have a mind like a playgroup with kiddies on the carpet C G C G C Toys on the table and lots and lots of noise C G People leave their thoughts here C G C Like they'd leave their kids there C G C G C While they go out drinking and chasing boys. Chorus: F C G C I don't care
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Live Stats

18 documented performances (click to explore)
1985 4 (JBC)
1986 2 (JBC)
1987 8 (JBC)
1988 3 (JBC)
2021 1 (Pat Solo)