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Lyrics

The Jazz Butcher Meets the Prime Minister

Hey gentlemen!
Yes Butcher?
Let's do a rock!
Well, think of all the animals there are in the world
Field mice, hampsters, lizards and frogs
Think of all the animals there are in the world
Alligators, alley cats, tigers and dogs
Think of what would happen if they all got mad
Turned around and beat you up and treated you bad
Think of what would happen with the horses in charge
Think about government entirely of fish
The Jazz Butcher
Meets the Prime Minister
Ooh, Jazz Butcher
Eats the Prime Minister
Surprisingly tasty!
Now think of all the people who are in prison today
Men who would torture, and murder and rob
Think of all the people locked in prison today
Hindley, Brady, Arding and Hobbes
Arding & Hobbes is an old department store in S. London

Oh think of what would happen if they got free
Taking out their vengeance on Society
Think of what would happen with an Elvis in charge
Think about government entirely of crooks
The Jazz Butcher
Meets the Prime Minister
The Jazz butcher
Beats the Prime Minister
Ask anybody (Yammerings)
Anyone here seen the guitars?
Ah, this must be them now.
Yeah, The Jazz Butcher
Meets the Prime Minister
The Jazz Butcher
Beats the Prime Minister
Yeah, The Jazz Butcher
Meets the Prime Minister
The Jazz Butcher
Beats the Prime Minister

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Live Stats

13 documented performances (click to explore)

1989	10 (JBC)
1990	3 (JBC)

Media

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